| If you've ever had to buy adult diapers you know it | | | | embarrassing than an adult diaper.) |
| can feel a little awkward. Urinary incontinence isn't | | | | You can even play 'burglar' and watch for |
| something you love to advertise, and it's not like the | | | | opportunities to raid your next door neighbor's house |
| product comes packaged discreetly or in small bundles. | | | | when she has gone to Tuesday night bingo (This is not |
| No, adult diapers come in huge packages with | | | | merely wrong, but wrong on SO many levels...) |
| 'Depends' blaring from Day-Glo packaging, like you | | | | The list goes on and on, but I'm sure you get the idea. |
| might accidentally forget what they are if not reminded | | | | All of these methods have serious drawbacks, and |
| every single second. | | | | are not good long term solutions. In fact, probably the |
| You don't have a lot of options when comes to | | | | only thing more embarrassing than buying adult diapers |
| making these purchases. There are a few ways you | | | | or underpads at the Piggly Wiggly is getting caught |
| can attempt to minimize humiliation, but they all involve | | | | rappelling down from the Miz-Ethel-the-bingo-addict's |
| going well out of your way and can be a hassle... | | | | second story window with a pilfered package of them |
| You can drive two towns over and buy a few months | | | | under your arm! |
| worth at a time, in order to cut down on the number of | | | | Fortunately, buying adult diapers, underpads and other |
| purchases you have to make in a year. (This can pay | | | | incontinence products doesn't have to be an |
| havoc with a fixed income.) | | | | embarrassing chore anymore - with the advent of the |
| You can shop a store on the other side of town at | | | | internet, nearly anything can be purchased online and |
| midnight and wear dark sunglasses and a hat. (Not | | | | discreetly shipped to your door in a plain box that |
| foolproof, hot in the summer, and makes you look like | | | | shares no clue to its contents. |
| a suspicious character.) | | | | Urinary incontinence items, feminine products, condoms, |
| You can bribe someone to purchase your incontinence | | | | ointments and creams - anything the least bit |
| products for you and repackage them before leaving | | | | embarrassing can now be purchased with the click of |
| them on your porch. (Leaves you wide open to | | | | a button, and delivered nonchalantly to your home; the |
| blackmail.) | | | | charges don't even show up on your credit card bill as |
| You can find excuses not to use them at all and stuff | | | | 'adult diapers', 'tampon variety pack' or 'ultra large |
| wads of paper towels in your shorts instead for those | | | | ribbed Trojans'. |
| 'accidental' moments. (Uncomfortable and | | | | Whether or not you or any family member wears |
| undependable - need we say more?) | | | | 'Depends' under their clothes is nobody's business but |
| You can drink only 8 oz of liquids per day, cutting | | | | your own. You can finally feel comfortable about |
| down on the chances of a urinary incontinence event | | | | purchasing your 'unmentionables' when you have the |
| ever happening. (Or you could end up dehydrated and | | | | security of professional, private delivery to your |
| in a hospital - and wearing something much more | | | | doorstep. |